I received this e-mail today and it made me SMILE and even GIGGLE a little. Maybe it will do the same for you. I hope you have a GREAT day!
"The POSITIVE side of LIFE"
*Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.
*How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.
*Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.
*Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.
*Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?
*Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.
*If Walmart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?
*You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
*Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.
*Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.
*We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.
*A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
I dO Have my FaVoriTes. I do mAkE misTakeS, buT it'S nOt alWays the FuN onEs I remEmBer. I tOo aM sTiLl waiTing fOr the "FrEe" PrIcEs aT wAlMaRt.
WHats YoUr FavOriTe?
If YoU eIthEr SmIlEd or gIgGlEd, I've dOne mY JoB.
NoW, if YoU waNt tO SeE someOne SMILE, sHarE tHis WitH theM.
1 comment:
Glad to have you back in the computer world! These made me smile too. My favorite is the one about the minute/bathroom door. I guess I like bathroom humor!
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